"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography
"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel
"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off
"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet
Its ok if you dont laugh at my jokes cause ill laugh enough for the both of us
I wonder if those people are still a fan of John’s today
when you’re talking about something you love and someone immediately starts saying how terrible it is
i keep reading all these headcanons about human!impala (dark-haired dude with green eyes, vixen in long black dress, etc.) and not one of them sticks because all i can image is a big, muscly black guy in his late 30s dressed head-to-toe in black leather that refuses to be called anything but ‘Baby’ by an alarmed yet aroused dean winchester
baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive
area 51 is just the american wizarding school
aliens is a perfect cover story
THAT WAS NO ALIEN THEY FOUND— THAT WAS A FUCKING HOUSE ELF.
MY GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE O.O
i’m in love with peter pan.
you forgot my favorite one
Ah, damnit Internet, you made me cry before breakfast.
Now I want to be Peter Pan when I grow up. Which is confusing on multiple levels…
I love him so.
"that’ll take you somewhere weird" bless him
I don’t care how old I am, If I see Peter Pan at Disney Land you best believe I’ll run up to him, hug him, and never let him go.
I’M GOING TO DISNEYLAND ! I’M GONNA MEET PETER PAN!!